Edinburgh Festival: How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

Fun theatre event, where the audience are put htrough a training exercise on surviving an Apocalypse. It was learner-centric, so we had to come up with questions. I like these.....

Can Zombies swim?

If you're bitten by a Zombie with false teeth, are you infected?

If you have sex with a Zombie, are you infected?

If a mosquito bites a zombie and then bites you, are you infected?

If Zombies go to the movies, what genre do they prefer?

Do Zombies go to the toilet?